Classifieds

On By Nikita Weymann

WANTED

WANTED—Krewe Du Canard needs a Photographer to take shots of next’s week Boat Parade. Maggie Hawksby did a fine job last year, but as she is busy blessing the waters in the opening ceremony, we want to have a back up to give her some relief. Contact the “Head Quack” of the Krewe, Doctor Avalon, at NT-290.

HELP WANTED

THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.

SITUATIONS WANTED

PIANIST, sight reader, wishes position in or out of town; excellent baritone voice. NT-823.

NOTICES

DOCTOR AVALON would like to remind everyone about today’s “Not a Valentine’s party” at Aquavite Spa. Feel free to come as you are, but the challenge is to dress in a way that either celebrates, or mocks Valentines. The party is at 6pm SLT, with DJ JADE.

ALL PERSONS having bills against the parish are hereby respectfully requested to present same to the Police Jury on Wednesday preceding the regular monthly meeting, otherwise these bills will not be paid until the following meeting of the Police Jury. H. Bodin, Secretary.

MISCELLANEOUS

WE CAN move anything, anywhere. Land, Sea, or Air, Nocturnal Aviation goes everywhere. NT-102.

LADIES, WHEN IN NEED of legal or confidential advice why not confer with one of your own sex? Gentlemen also welcome. Contact Alva Investigations, #6, The French Market. Tel: NT-911.

FREE BOATS! That’s right, in order to encourage participation Le Krewe Du Canard’s Lundi Gras boat parade, Doctor Avalon, “head quack” of the parade, is providing FREE BOATS! Find them at the Research Room at City Hall and decorate them as you wish. That parade is on February the 8th, more information (and great pictures of last year) available at City Hall. Any questions, phone Doctor Avalon at NT-290.

NOTICE—First class dressmaking, tailoring and remodeling. Party dresses a specialty. Mesdames Wood and Mouse, NT-855.

PERSONAL

MARRY IF LONELY—For results, try me. Many wealthy wishing early marriage; very successful, confidential; strictly reliable; years of experience; descriptions free. The Successful club, Mrs. Purdue, Box 550, Oakland, Cal.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.