Classifieds
WANTED
WANTED—Your spare dead things. We pick up. Leave a message at the zombie oak on Old Bayou Road.
FOR SALE
CEMETERY PLOTS for sale. numbers 6 and 7, also 22 and 23. Will sell for 700 each, or 1000 as a pair. Contact Dr. Avalon at NT-290.
ONE FINE Jersey heifer, as sweet and gentle as a cow can be. Buy a decade’s worth of dairy, for cheaper than you think! Jos. T. Lewis, R. F. D. No. 1, Box 68, Belle Chasse, La.
FOR RENT
STOREFRONT FOR RENT on Pirate Alley, L$200 per week. Kindly telephone NT-321 for additional information or apply directly to French Market #5.
HELP WANTED
WANTED—Several hardy and observant individuals to undertake an important secret mission that definitely doesn’t involve kraken in any way. See Dr. Augustus Boffin at City Hall to apply.
DON’T quit your job—yet, look beyond it. Employ spare time by establishing a circular mailing bureau—many successes, why not you? Our copyright mailing instructions make everything plain. Post-paid 25c. Direct Sales Co., Quincy, Ill.
THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.
SITUATIONS WANTED
WOMAN new to New Toulouse seeks employment, hopes to afford a house someday. Call Victory Turwethiel Farspire at NT-345.
MISCELLANEOUS
WANTING TO DONATE a limb to a good cause, but worried about healing? Use Doctor Zip’s Radium Ointment for accelerated healing and a radiant sensation!
MADAME REDLOG—Astrological teacher. Will teach you how to tell when the right time is for you to transact business, by your planetary condition. Also to tell by the planet you are born in under, whom you should wed. Call on her at #55 Pontalba.
WANT ADS BRING RESULTS.
SMOKE Portina Cigars—We sell lots of ’em. U. Koen & Co., Distributors, New Toulouse.
PERSONAL
BUSINESS-MAN, 49, worth L$80,000 would marry. J-Box 35, League, Toledo, Ohio.
WANTED—To correspond with widow between 28 and 40 years old; object matrimony. Address G-5, Tattler.
NOTICES
SANITARY NOTICE. The throwing of dead animals and other refuse in the streets and ditches of New Toulouse is prohibited, and persons guilty of doing so will be fined. All householders are urged to help keep the town in a healthful condition by keeping their premises clean and free from rubbish of all descriptions. H. GODENOT, Mayor.
LOST & FOUND
LOST—One moss-agate stick pin, 4 small diamonds set in it, reward. NT-472.
NEW TOULOUSE STREET RAILWAY COMPANY. Persons having lost some article would do well to call up the office of the New Toulouse Street Railway Company to ascertain whether they left it in the streetcars. Many articles each day are turned in and the company is anxious to restore them to the rightful owner. Call NT-795.
Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word. No advertisement taken for less than L$25. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.