Classifieds
FOR SALE
PUREBRED English Pointer pups for Sale. Because life is too short to hunt with an ugly dog. Address C. H. Weitz, Box 424, New Toulouse Bayou, La.
PIROGUES, best kind. Big ones for freighting and smuggling, and small ones for hunting and fishing. See Wilson at the dock.
HELP WANTED
WANTED: Several hardy and observant individuals to undertake an important secret mission that definitely doesn’t involve kraken in any way. See Dr. Augustus Boffin at City Hall to apply.
THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.
SITUATIONS WANTED
SOBER married man wants position as night watchman. W-2, Tattler.
MISCELLANEOUS
JOIN the Shooters & Liars Club … if you can! Your first clue is at the ferry dock near the Bayou train depot. If you can find our clubhouse, you’re in!
CANE IS BURNING, soot is in the air, next week will be a good time to clean your rugs. We have the new Vacuum Cleaner, but we can also beat your rugs the old fashioned way, if you prefer. NT-337.
DR. ZIP’S Radium Throat Lozenges will soothe and leave you with a glowing, vibrant voice.
YOUR CROP IN STORAGE is like money in the bank. We’re loaning at 3 per cent using your harvested crop as collateral. Planter’s Bank of New Toulouse.
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE! Vote for Progressive John M. Parker for Governor! A new day is dawning, be part of the Progressive movement!
PERSONAL
WILL THE PERSON who left ink all over my ribs and my stove in Bayou please come and clean up after itself. Angry Ghost.
NOTICES
TO AUTOMOBILE OWNERS—The Police Jury of New Toulouse Parish calls the attention of Automobile Owners that the speed limit of the Parish is on 25 miles per hour. Violators will be dealt with accordingly. (Signed) H. Bodin, Secty.
LOST & FOUND
LOST—Purse containing about L$5 between the Curious Seamstress and Begue’s. Return to Tattler office. Reward.
FOUND—A crank for automobile. Owner can have same by identifying and paying for this ad.
Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word. No advertisement taken for less than L$25. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.