Classifieds

On By Nikita Weymann

FOR SALE

Choice Bayou property for sale SOLD—water on two sides, prestigious neighbors next door and across the water but under confidentiality agreement. Mushroom Infestation-free Certificate upon request. Unfortunately must sell so I can buy mother-in-law a new tent for the back yard that she can stand up in. 2,000 lindens firm. Contact Langlinais.

FOR SALE SOLD: Shotgun Row #7—a lovely waterfront property on the sunrise side of New Toulouse, L$1024, 512m, 234 prims. If the buyer wants the home currently on the property, they can have it for free. Make your home in New Toulouse! Come for the Zombies, stay for the Gumbo! Contact Ravenstask Bayn.

Object sale: 300 things named “Object.” Inquire at #14.

FOR LEASE

Rent to Own – 4 duck hens, de-bug your garden without all of that crowing! And save on your duck egg expenses. Nothing works better than a duck on a June Bug. NT-743

HELP WANTED

The New Toulouse Tattler seeks reporters, photographers, and columnists. Interested parties please contact Nikita Weymann.

LOST & FOUND

Will the person who took my bedbug from my Crib in Gloryville please return it. Ghost of Liza

Lost Dog – Black, answers to Boudreaux. Please return to Godenot for reward. If he doesn’t show up, come by next week for pirogue and decoys, real cheap.

Send your classified ad to the Tattler, in care of Nikita Weymann.