Classifieds
WANTED
WANTED—Skulls, preferably human, for private collection. Will pay cash or swap for explosives. Contact C. Parrot.
WANTED—To adopt a baby about 12 months to 2 years, either boy or girl, boy preferred; best of references. Address A-56, Tattler.
HELP WANTED
KNITTING MILLS wishes women to take orders for guaranteed hosiery in full or spare time; big profits; experience unnecessary. International Mills, 3044 Chestnut street, Philadelphia, Pa.
WANTED—Secretary with dictation experience YOU DAMN WELL KEEP TYPING, YOU’VE NOT BEEN FIRED YET to work in friendly small business I SWEAR I’M GOING TO CUT YOUR HANDS OFF IF YOU DON’T HURRY UP
HELP WANTED—The New Toulouse Tattler seeks reporters, photographers, and columnists. Interested parties please phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.
SITUATIONS WANTED
SECRETARY—College graduate, with secretarial training, wishes position as secretary, possesses executive ability; highly educated, refined young lady. M-6, Tattler.
FOR SALE
GENUINE MURDER AXE, never used, L$75 OBO. Leave message for Lapin, NT-777.
MISCELLANEOUS
GENTLEMAN wants elderly lady as partner to run chicken ranch. Address C-12, Tattler.
PATA Daddy Lee can communicate with Dream girl, K. C., Mo. Brokenhearted.
TATTLER “WANTS” ARE NOT WANTING WHEN YOU WANT TO FIND WHAT YOU WANT.
WOULD L$1,500 MONTHLY INTEREST YOU? If so secure your county for that remarkable seller, anti-thief combination automobile switch lock; thief proof; no competition; you should easily earn this, then some. Send for contract. Anti-Thief Lock Co., Dept. 36, Indianapolis, Ind.
LOST & FOUND
WILL YOUNG MAN who took lady’s yellow traveling bag from the Severed Head tavern Friday evening about 8:30 please return same to Severed Head tavern and receive reward? Tag marked Chicago, Ill., on outside.
LOST—LADY’S BLOUSE with lace cuffs, mislaid in northeast Bayou while escaping zombies Saturday night. Also lost gentleman friend. If found in reasonable condition, please bring to Tattler office for reward.
SWAPPER’S COLUMN
BOOK of foreign stamps; want to swap for Victor records, or what have you. Address SC-666, Tattler.
VACUUM WASHING MACHINES—Have 250 well known vacuum washing machines, all new and up-to-date. A guaranteed machine. Agents, here is your chance to make a clean-up this spring. Will swap for auto or what have you? Address SC-620, Tattler.
WOULD like to swap roller top desk, in first-class condition, for small safe or strong box. What have you got? Address SC-658, Tattler.
Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word. No advertisement taken for less than L$25. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.