Classifieds

On By Nikita Weymann

WANTED

GHOST HUNTERS—Help identify our local ghosts and catalogue their stories. Rewards offered. Stop by the New Toulouse land office to pick up your hunter’s kit.

HELP WANTED

BARBACK NEEDED. Paid in beer. Must have a head. Apply in person at the Severed Head, French Market #1. Bring references (or beer).

HELP WANTED—The New Toulouse Tattler seeks reporters, photographers, and columnists. Interested parties please contact Nikita Weymann, NT-668.

SITUATIONS WANTED

AUCTIONEER—C. F. Harris wants your work, you want the money. Give Harris the work. He will get you the money. NT-221.

FOR RENT

[rented] CHEAP DIGS, corner of Basin and Royale.

FOR SALE

FEED! FEED! I always have a complete line of Feed Bran and Polish at Mill Prices. Phone your order and get immediate delivery. Your trade is appreciated. J. A. Fontenot, NT-400.

FOR SALE—Several large mules suitable for general farm work or trucking, at attractive prices. Mules can be seen at any time. If you need mules, here’s your chance. Old Spanish Stable, New Toulouse, La.

MISCELLANEOUS

IMPORTANT—Bear in mind that Chamberlain’s Tablets not only move the bowels but improve the appetite and strengthen the digestion. For sale by all dealers.

WANT A PICTURE with dear, departed Granny? Maybe you need some advice on that pesky vampire, or you just want to know where your dead mama hid the recipe book. Make an appointment today with Galatea Monday, or just stop by the Haunted Jellyfish, New Toulouse’s premiere ghost photography studio, and buy some classic ghost art, or play with our spirit cabinet—a ghost is guaranteed in every click. The Haunted Jellyfish: Stop by for a Spell!

NOTICES

NOTICE! It is against the law to hunt without license, and all persons intending to hunt should take out a license.

LOST & FOUND

NOTICE—If the party who took a bicycle from 23 Rue de Woodget will return it at once, nothing more will be said. The party who took it is known.

LOST—A French plume; color, green, shaded to dark blue; vicinity of Laveau Square, New Toulouse. Return to Mrs. Shug Martin, NT-119, and receive reward.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word. No advertisement taken for less than L$25. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.