Classifieds
FOR SALE
BAYOU LAND FOR SALE. See our list of properties on page 7.
CEMETERY PLOTS FOR SALE. Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.
FOR RENT
FOR RENT: One-bedroom unfurnished apartment with modern plumbing and fireplace. Inquire at la Maison Bleue, 32 Ursulines, or phone Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.
ROOM FOR RENT. Enquire of Mrs. Desboulets, NT-888.
VACANCIES AT LA COQUETTE. Rent by the floor, or rent the entire building. Ground floor very suitable for a business. Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.
HELP WANTED
THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.
NOTICES
NOW PLAYING ALL of this month at Dante’s Cinema: Christmas Carol (1951) In the Spirit of Krampusnacht feel free to come dressed as your best Demon selfie to take a Picture by the tree, and send either Rose or Sly Whitefalcon a copy. Should you come around in the evenings we’ll take the pic for you with pleasure. Thanks!
DOCTOR AVALON wants people to know that yes, there is a party this week. Her typist experienced something called a “PC blowing up” which accounts for last week, but tonight the roman revel will go on with DJ Maddox! It will be from 6-8 slt, at the “roman Spa.” If you do not have togas, please show up anyway.
TO ANY MOVING PICTURE operator, I can furnish pictures that have never yet been seen in any picture show. My own discovery. Address G-3, Tattler.
MISCELLANEOUS
DO YOU WANT MONEY next Christmas? Join our Christmas Savings Club now and enjoy a Merry 1917 Christmas. You will not miss the small amounts when deposited weekly. Planter’s Bank of New Toulouse.
SOUTHERN PACIFIC Sunset Route—FIRST IN SAFETY and the Standard Route to the West, Four Trains daily to Texas, Two Trains daily to California and intermediate points. CLEAN Oil Burning Locomotives and SAFE Electric Block Signals.
IF YOU SHOULD DIE TONIGHT, would you leave your wife and children protected? A policy in the Mutual Independent Insurance Company is the best protection there is. AGRICOLA FUSILIER, Agent
PERSONALS
M. HILL, from Columbus, Montana, now stopping at Hotel Enigma, wishes Tom Gouff to call for his mail at New Toulouse postoffice.
Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.