Classifieds

On By Nikita Weymann

FOR SALE

STEREOTYPE matrices make the best and cheapest lining for poultry houses. They are 17×23 inches, stronger and more durable than tarred felt, and practically fireproof. L$1 a hundred at the Tattler office.

LAND FOR SALE in New Toulouse and New Toulouse Bayou. See our list of properties on page 7.

FOR RENT

STOREFRONT FOR RENT—#5 Pirate Alley. Contact Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

HELP WANTED

THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.

NOTICES

NOW SHOWING at Dante’s Theatre! Enjoy Dante’s L’Inferno in the Upstairs Cinema. This is the Italian Masterpiece we have all been waiting for! Fine spirits await you after the viewing in our Downstairs Parlour. Coming soon: A Christmas Carol, December 1–31. DANTE’S, 24 Rue du Rossignol (at Shotgun Row).

MISCELLANEOUS

GULF COAST LINES—L$16.05 round trip to Galveston every day. “Quickest Route, Best Trains.”

WANTING TO DONATE a limb to a good cause, but worried about healing? Use Doctor Zip’s Radium Ointment for accelerated healing and a radiant sensation!

WHEN YOUR HORSE is sick, phone Dr. V. Li Rocchi, NT-532.

PERSONALS

CELESTINA KNOWS. The Seeker needs only to ask.

RESISTANCE EVERY DAY. —With love, the Women’s International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.