Classifieds
WANTED
WANTED: CONFIRMATION that Frank Daly is a member of Krewe Van Winkle. Jack Mondieu, NT-555.
FOR SALE
[sold] LARGE PARCEL of land in New Toulouse Bayou, water on three sides. Apply to Bayou 29. Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.
CEMETERY PLOT FOR SALE—St. Louis Cemetery #26. Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.
FOR RENT
STOREFRONT FOR RENT—#5 Pirate Alley. Contact Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.
HELP WANTED
THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.
NOTICES
DOCTOR AVALON wishes Taloosters to know that on 10/17 from 6-8 slt, the Twelfth Night Dining and Dance Hall is open for business! It is located on the Third Floor of the old Piano Warehouse. Dj Maddox will be spinning tunes, and special Elizabethan fare will be served. Come as you are, but we humbly suggest a Renaissance theme (an excuse to break out the costumes.)
SANITARY NOTICE. The throwing of dead animals and other refuse in the streets and ditches of New Toulouse is prohibited, and persons guilty of doing so will be fined. All householders are urged to help keep the town in a healthful condition by keeping their premises clean and free from rubbish of all descriptions. H. GODENOT, Mayor.
MISCELLANEOUS
SMOKE PORTINA CIGARS—We sell lots of ’em. U. Koen & Co., Distributors, New Toulouse.
WHEN THE TIME COMES that you really need a smuggler, will you want to work with a stranger? Establish an important business relationship today, smuggle something just for fun. Use Nocturnal Aviation, we’ve been carrying secret cargoes for over a fiftieth of a century.
PEOPLE ARE NOT mind readers. Place an ad in the Tattler.
BE A DETECTIVE—Earn L$150 to L$300 a month. Travel around the world. Experience unnecessary. Write Universal Detective Correspondence School, Houston, Texas.
Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.