Classifieds

On By Nikita Weymann

FOR SALE

STEREOTYPE matrices make the best and cheapest lining for poultry houses. They are 17×23 inches, stronger and more durable than tarred felt, and practically fireproof. L$1 a hundred at the Tattler office.

CEMETERY PLOT—St. Louis Cemetery #23, slightly used tomb included or BYOT. Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

FOR RENT

RED DRUM PLACE—Room for rent in strictly modern building. Entrance via courtyard. Telephone Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

HELP WANTED

THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.

NOTICES

ARR! Doctor Avalon wishes to remind ye that on 6/20 at 6-8 pm, there is going to be a Pirate ball in the Cup and Harrr er Cup and Harp dining room. Yes Dj Maddox will be there. Pirate dress encouraged! Rum will flow, and perhaps a little Blood. ARR!

MISCELLANEOUS

YOU OUGHT TO wear our furnishings. Come in and buy a complete clothes outfit from us—suit, hose, underwear, shirts, ties, everything—and there will not be a “false note” in the harmony of your dress. Dressing well is an art. We know how to dress you artistically and “we’ve got the goods” with which to do so. The PROUD FEELING we will make you have will help you gain greater success. Altho we sell goods HIGH in QUALITY, they are, for the quality given, LOW in price. HARRY, the TAILOR. “Your Credit Is Good.”

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.