Classifieds

On By Nikita Weymann

WANTED

WANTED—All kinds of old tin. M. Neustadter.

FOR SALE

FOR SALE—Second hand Bricks, cleaned, L$6 per 1000. J. M. Bell, New Toulouse Bayou, La.

PLOT FOR SALE—St. Louis Cemetery #23, slightly used tomb included or BYOT. Certified unhaunted by actual priest (part-time). Excellent source of goofer dust. Serious offers only to Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

FOR RENT

FOR RENT—Ground-floor room in strictly modern building. Entrance via courtyard. Apply to Red Drum Place #5 or call Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

[rented] STOREFRONT for rent, steps from streetcar line and Laveau Square. Possible light spectral activity but a steal for the right sort of business. Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

HELP WANTED

THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.

NOTICES

CATTLE AND LAKE CATTLE owners are notified that when found necessary we will corral all animals found destroying our crops but will not guarantee feed and will charge for labor cost of corralling same. Mackie Farms Co., Inc., Magnolia Plantation.

MISCELLANEOUS

IF YOU SHOULD DIE TONIGHT, would you leave your wife and children protected? A policy in the Mutual Independent Insurance Company is the best protection there is. AGRICOLA FUSILIER, Agent.

MULES AND HORSES For Exchange—I have a boat load of mules, mares and horses which I will exchange for cattle and allow from six to eight months time in which to deliver cattle. I will deliver the horse stock immediately. This proposition is open only to reliable parties with good recommendations and references. For full particulars and further information address Sixto Garcia, Sr., San Diego, Texas.

PERSONALS

ON BEHALF OF the Destroy the Sun Party, I wish to thank you for the splendid service given the party during the campaign which has closed so auspiciously. JACK MONDIEU.

THE MAN WHO SAID that Godenot would win the election in New Toulouse unless the town was overrun by liars overlooked the fact that some of the bravest wearers of Godenot buttons couldn’t vote.

FREE AT LAST—The outgoing Mayor of New Toulouse will have a grand party celebrating the victory of Richard E Mains at his home. Details to follow.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.