Classifieds

WANTED

Want to buy a team of 4 large matched mules, cream colored, white, or percheron. Also interested in a Spotted Ass. Contact Godenot, #14 (old).

Thursday night card game needs new player with lots of money. Must be a good cook. Shooters & Liars Club, Somewhere in the Bayou.

FOR SALE

Several boxes of clothing from 2007. Also have some old watches with eye-melting bling. Best offer, ring Ahern 322.

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PERSONALS

Will whoever stole my monkey—again—please return it, care of this newspaper. —Exasperated in NT.

HELP WANTED

Prohibition got you down? Interested in traveling? Now hiring full time/part time bootleggers. No experience necessary. Discover the benefits of bootlegging. Must have own vehicle, Home every weekend. L$15 sign-on bonus. Family health and dental provided. Earn L$0.01/mile + quarterly bonus of L$10. Apply today at the New Toulouse City Hall.

FOUND

Found: Pet snake. Cute. Answers to Fernand. Can be picked up at Bayou #27.