Caption This

On May 31, 2014May 31, 2014By Nikita Weymann

The winner of last week’s contest is Miss Trolley Trollop, with the following caption to this photo taken at the Severed Head:

"I told you not to let that monkey play around with the guillotine. How am I supposed to smoke and drink now?" — “I told you not to let that monkey play around with the guillotine. How am I supposed to smoke and drink now?”

Miss Trollop wins a L$250 store credit at Ravenwood Arts & Curios! And now to this week’s caption contest:

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Send in your caption for the above photograph by June 6. The writer of the best entry, as selected by a top-secret tribunal, will win their choice of any item from Petite Mort. One entry per person, please, and may the wittiest av win! Email your entry to or drop a notecard in the Tattler mailbox.

[Photo credit: Nikita Weymann. Picture taken at Le Petit Gateau.]