Classifieds
FOR SALE
SOLD: Delightfully swampy Bayou parcel #08, on the wrong – sorry, I meant to say, RIGHT – side of the tracks. Close to the trolley station and the ferry. Two on-site ponds with water-lilies, shallow enough for wading, deep enough to accommodate your pet alligators comfortably. I have personally shot all the zombies on the parcel and have applied the finest grade of zombie repellent. No extra charge for the snakes and the owl. 1024 m2; 468 prims; price L$2000. Contact Maggie Hawksby.
FRESH DUCK EGGS, never used, only from the finest of French-speaking bayou ducks. Phone NT-975 for details.
FOR LEASE
Basin Street #1, one room furnished with stove. Perfect for insect lover. NT-888.
COTTAGE on New Toulouse waterfront, near streetcar line, equipped with dock for secret midnight deliveries. NT-888.
HELP WANTED
The New Toulouse Tattler seeks reporters, photographers, and columnists. Interested parties please contact Nikita Weymann.
SERVICES OFFERED
LOVELY young suffragettes are waiting for your call. Discuss politics and pantaloons for only L$5 per minute. Phone NT-355 now!
PERSONALS
Jim, I fixed your truck, come pick it up. And your wife.
Hippos!
PUBLIC NOTICES
MARDI GRAS Krewe captains, join the Ancient Order of Carricre and parade with us. Information is in the land office, except all the secrets we can’t share with outsiders.
Send your classified ad to the Tattler, in care of Nikita Weymann.