Classifieds

FOR SALE

Small parcel on New Toulouse Bayou for sale SOLD. Water on two sides and good neighbors. 234 prims 3000L. Belina

USED TOMBSTONE, perfect for someone named Wilbur Shufflebottom. NT-837

---

WANTED

Rat poison, rabies vaccine, and new bed. Please contact Alva, The Green-eyed Fairy, as soon as possible. Aaaaargh – water! Keep it away from me!

---

HELP WANTED

The New Toulouse Tattler seeks reporters, photographers, and columnists. Interested parties please contact Nikita Weymann.

---

SERVICES OFFERED

The Alligator Purse Company. We are a new business using only locally-sourced materials and labor. Ladies – come to us for a purse that won’t empty your purse. NT-750

---

PERSONALS

Will the person using my reading ball please stop doing that. It IS a lamp. Swamp Ghost. 

---

LOST & FOUND

Missing: Cuddles the Alligator, much-loved family pet. Last seen during the storm swimming towards the Alligator Purse Company. Reward. Leave a message at the station.

---

Send your classified ad to the Tattler, in care of Nikita Weymann.