Classifieds

On By Nikita Weymann

FOR SALE

LAND FOR SALE in New Toulouse and New Toulouse Bayou. See our list of properties on page 7.

FOR RENT

STOREFRONT FOR RENT—#5 Pirate Alley. Contact Lazaire Bienvenu, Agent, NT-333.

HELP WANTED

THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.

NOTICES

TO AUTOMOBILE OWNERS—The Police Jury of New Toulouse Parish calls the attention of Automobile Owners that the speed limit of the Parish is on 25 miles per hour. Violators will be dealt with accordingly. (Signed) H. Bodin, Secty.

MISCELLANEOUS

LOVELY YOUNG SUFFRAGETTES are waiting for your call. Discuss politics and pantaloons for only L$5 per minute. Phone NT-355 now!

WARNING! The man or woman who fails or refuses to examine the prices on our stock of groceries willfully throws their money away. BAYOU GROCETERIA, 13 Bayou St.

BE A DETECTIVE—Earn L$150 to L$300 a month. Travel around the world. Experience unnecessary. Write Universal Detective Correspondence School, Houston, Texas.

PERSONALS

CELESTINA KNOWS. The Seeker needs only to ask.

MARRY—For sure success try an old responsible club established nine years, guaranteed satisfaction, over 9,000 members, many wealthy. Testimonials and descriptions free. Respectable club. Mrs. Wruble, Box 26, Oakland, Cal.

LOST & FOUND

NEW TOULOUSE STREET RAILWAY COMPANY. Persons having lost some article would do well to call up the office of the New Toulouse Street Railway Company to ascertain whether they left it in the streetcars. Many articles each day are turned in and the company is anxious to restore them to the rightful owner. Call NT-795.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.