Classifieds
WANTED
WANTED TO RENT—Do you have brain cells you’re not using? Overtaxed community organizer seeking extra synapses. Good terms. Must be willing to wear experimental device and sign waiver. D-2, Tattler.
FOR SALE
STEREOTYPE matrices make the best and cheapest lining for poultry houses. They are 17×23 inches, stronger and more durable than tarred felt, and practically fireproof. L$1 a hundred at the Tattler office.
HELP WANTED
THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.
NOTICES
KREWE CAPTAINS—Reserve a spot for your float in the big Samedi Gras Parade on February 6 this year! Get info and apply to be a captain in the City Hall Research Room.
EVERYONE’S IN KREWE BAYOU. Food-themed walking parade coming January 30. Will you be ready with a costume?
MISCELLANEOUS
FREE BOATS! That’s right, in order to encourage participation Le Krewe Du Canard’s Lundi Gras boat parade, Doctor Avalon, “head quack” of the parade, is providing FREE BOATS! Find them at the Research Room at City Hall and decorate them as you wish. That parade is on February the 8th, more information (and great pictures of last year) available at City Hall. Any questions, phone Doctor Avalon at NT-290.
AT THE CORNER of Rue Royale and Rue Du Rossignol some little earthquake must have happened. The pavement outside Gloryville Bookstore looks strange. I keep stumbling there. It is a danger to pedestrians. Concerned Ghost.
LOVELY YOUNG SUFFRAGETTES are waiting for your call. Discuss politics and pantaloons for only L$5 per minute. Phone NT-355 now!
LOST & FOUND
LOST—PATIENCE. Last seen near Laveau Square. If found, please contact Tattler box D-3. Reward offered.
NEW TOULOUSE STREET RAILWAY COMPANY. Persons having lost some article would do well to call up the office of the New Toulouse Street Railway Company to ascertain whether they left it in the streetcars. Many articles each day are turned in and the company is anxious to restore them to the rightful owner. Call NT-795.
Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word; fee waived for sufficiently amusing advertisements. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.