Classifieds

On By Nikita Weymann

FOR SALE

DOCTOR AVALON is interested in selling some of her cemetery lots. 700l for one, or 1200 for a pair. NT-290.

HELP WANTED

THE NEW TOULOUSE TATTLER seeks talented reporters, photographers, and columnists. Phone Nikita Weymann, NT-668.

MISCELLANEOUS

EATING MEAT builds up your muscle, a juicy steak will make you hustle. With muscle and hustle, THE WORLD IS YOURS. Try Perrineau’s lake cow steak tonight.

YOU WEREN’T INSURED? Well you should have been, but we can still work with you, on a percentage basis. Call Nocturnal Aviation, while you can still find us. Nocturnal Aviation, dba Banana Importers, NT-102.

NOTICES

TATTOO PARLOUR is functioning again. The Chair is out. At Gloryville Bookstore. Welcome and read a book while we do this art work onto your skin.

DOCTOR AVALON wishes to remind the town that on Monday, November 30, Dj Erica Fairywren will be spinning a special “90’s Mix” in honor of Soto Hax. We are told flannel might be involved. 6pm slt at the cup and harp dining hall.

TO AUTOMOBILE OWNERS—The Police Jury of New Toulouse Parish calls the attention of Automobile Owners that the speed limit of the Parish is on 25 miles per hour. Violators will be dealt with accordingly. (Signed) H. Bodin, Secty.

LOST & FOUND

NEW TOULOUSE STREET RAILWAY COMPANY. Persons having lost some article would do well to call up the office of the New Toulouse Street Railway Company to ascertain whether they left it in the streetcars. Many articles each day are turned in and the company is anxious to restore them to the rightful owner. Call NT-795.

Classified ads are posted every Monday and are L$1 per word. No advertisement taken for less than L$25. Contact NT-668 to place an ad.